The Search for Artists is Now on… and also Free

So… who wants their work mixed, mastered and promoted for free?

Yep, that’s right.

If you’ve been following the posts, you know we’re approaching the opening day, and we want to start with something to show.

So, what we are now offering is the chance to send us three examples of songs you want to get mixed professionally, (your own songs, obviously,) and we’ll stir up everything in a big hat and choose a list of ten artists of varying genres to feature on our website.  It would be quicker and easier if you have a rough copy on soundcloud or bandcamp for us to listen to, but we are happy to look at any files you may want to send our way, too.

This means that everyone who visits our site, or follows one of our leads will see your tracks on a personalized profile page, filled with examples of us raving about how awesome you are.

“Is there a catch?”  I hear you ask in a suitably suspicious fashion.

Pictured: possibly you.  (Disclaimer – our services are generally offered only to particularly musical cats.)

 

Well, no, not really.  This is one of those genuine “everybody wins” situations.  There are, however, a few conditions you and your tracks must meet:

 

1. All three songs must be separated into stem files in order to mix them.  This means that every instrument part should be rendered to a WAV file – not every take.  This should mean all stems end up roughly the same length, and start at the beginning of the song, even if there’s only a few seconds of audio on each one.  We can’t reconstruct the song from scratch out of dozens of random takes!

2. All stems should be of good quality.  We specialize in turning home recordings into pro productions, but we can’t do that if your recordings are made on a tape recorder in a shower cubicle – unless, of course, that’s what you’re going for, but there are easier ways to get that done in post-production, starting with a clean, clear take.

3. We can’t promote excessively profane songs on our website – this includes excessively grisly imagery or the Cannibal Corpse variety.  Sure, we can justify a few moderate cuss words for the sake of art, but this is going to be promoted to all walks of people of all age groups, so try not to get all Limp Bizkit on us.  This is not our personal stance – we don’t mind one bit how sweary things get – but offended people don’t tend to turn into happy customers, ya dig?

Plus, if we get your song stuck in our heads and repeat it in front of the kids, our girlfriends are going to kill us…

4. If you want a particular guitar sound, but haven’t got the relevant amps and heads to hand, don’t worry.  Just let us know and we’ll re-amp a DI signal until it rocks how you want it.  If you can’t provide a DI signal, we might be able to double-amp your takes.

5. All stems should either be in WAV or AIFF format.  Please don’t send us any mp3 takes.

6. keep an eye on your inbox!  We’ll want to send you examples of our progress while we work, so we can be sure you’re happy with how it’s shaping up.  We can also set a bit of time aside to Skype if you like.

7. You must send us an email declaring that you are the owner and (if necessary) copyright holder for you music, and that you are happy to allow us to use your work for promotional purposes – both yours and ours.  Don’t worry too much about how to do it – we’ll prompt you when the time comes.  For this reason, we cannot accept any cover songs.

 

We’re looking for artists from a wide variety of genres, and we won’t discount anything – no matter how obscure!  If you have a great chiptune track you want to include, go nuts.

We are, however, hoping to get examples from all the major genres in amongst them:

Pop, Rock, Metal, Hip-hop/Rap, Folk, etc.

Hopefully, a bit of Jazz, Blues or Reggae – you know?  Music everyone can identify with to a certain extent.

That’s about it, really, so all I am left to say is that if you are interested, you can get in touch via the contact form below. If you need to send tracks to us via email instead of pointing us to a host site like soundcloud, we will contact you as soon as possible in order to get them.

 

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Either way, we’ll let you know, and there will be a guaranteed discount for everyone who applies, to be redeemed during future purchases from Dark Teddy Productions LLP.

You really haven’t got anything to lose.  We promise not to use your material for any unsavory purposes, and we won’t come to your house and eat you, either… you know, just in case you were worried that we were considering it…

Besides, dark teddies only eat chocolate pudding.

Lots of love –

Devin and Tom. x