At Last, We Have Funding, But Opening May Be Delayed…

Many weeks ago, we applied for a modest loan in order to get some essential new equipment for the proper operation of Dark Teddy Productions.
Since then, we have been subject to the most bizarre and extensive list of checks the office can cook up in order to be allowed to have it.

Seriously, we were first asked to submit three kinds of ID, as is standard procedure, as of now, we have ended up needing to submit approximately eleventy-bajillion identifying documents, a credit report and our souls for fraud checks and scrutiny.

The good news is, we should finally be getting our bloody money over the next week or two.

The bad news is, this may force us to push back the previous opening date of Feb 28th until some time in mid March so we can actually open fully operational.

Take heart from this, however, as we would rather be delayed for a couple more weeks than tell you guys we’re ready and make a mess of our work by trying to set up the last of the services while producing music.
Even though it’s going to cost us our £400 bonus to actually do it…

But the punishments of bureaucracy are always laid upon those last in the chain, which basically means us and you guys.

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So, we apologies for any delays this may cause, and any hopes of getting your work mixed and mastered before mid March you guys had, but we are going to get this sorted or die trying… or try dying… or do some tie-dyeing.

Lot’s of love, Devin & Tom!

The Search for Artists is Now on… and also Free

So… who wants their work mixed, mastered and promoted for free?

Yep, that’s right.

If you’ve been following the posts, you know we’re approaching the opening day, and we want to start with something to show.

So, what we are now offering is the chance to send us three examples of songs you want to get mixed professionally, (your own songs, obviously,) and we’ll stir up everything in a big hat and choose a list of ten artists of varying genres to feature on our website.  It would be quicker and easier if you have a rough copy on soundcloud or bandcamp for us to listen to, but we are happy to look at any files you may want to send our way, too.

This means that everyone who visits our site, or follows one of our leads will see your tracks on a personalized profile page, filled with examples of us raving about how awesome you are.

“Is there a catch?”  I hear you ask in a suitably suspicious fashion.

Pictured: possibly you.  (Disclaimer – our services are generally offered only to particularly musical cats.)

 

Well, no, not really.  This is one of those genuine “everybody wins” situations.  There are, however, a few conditions you and your tracks must meet:

 

1. All three songs must be separated into stem files in order to mix them.  This means that every instrument part should be rendered to a WAV file – not every take.  This should mean all stems end up roughly the same length, and start at the beginning of the song, even if there’s only a few seconds of audio on each one.  We can’t reconstruct the song from scratch out of dozens of random takes!

2. All stems should be of good quality.  We specialize in turning home recordings into pro productions, but we can’t do that if your recordings are made on a tape recorder in a shower cubicle – unless, of course, that’s what you’re going for, but there are easier ways to get that done in post-production, starting with a clean, clear take.

3. We can’t promote excessively profane songs on our website – this includes excessively grisly imagery or the Cannibal Corpse variety.  Sure, we can justify a few moderate cuss words for the sake of art, but this is going to be promoted to all walks of people of all age groups, so try not to get all Limp Bizkit on us.  This is not our personal stance – we don’t mind one bit how sweary things get – but offended people don’t tend to turn into happy customers, ya dig?

Plus, if we get your song stuck in our heads and repeat it in front of the kids, our girlfriends are going to kill us…

4. If you want a particular guitar sound, but haven’t got the relevant amps and heads to hand, don’t worry.  Just let us know and we’ll re-amp a DI signal until it rocks how you want it.  If you can’t provide a DI signal, we might be able to double-amp your takes.

5. All stems should either be in WAV or AIFF format.  Please don’t send us any mp3 takes.

6. keep an eye on your inbox!  We’ll want to send you examples of our progress while we work, so we can be sure you’re happy with how it’s shaping up.  We can also set a bit of time aside to Skype if you like.

7. You must send us an email declaring that you are the owner and (if necessary) copyright holder for you music, and that you are happy to allow us to use your work for promotional purposes – both yours and ours.  Don’t worry too much about how to do it – we’ll prompt you when the time comes.  For this reason, we cannot accept any cover songs.

 

We’re looking for artists from a wide variety of genres, and we won’t discount anything – no matter how obscure!  If you have a great chiptune track you want to include, go nuts.

We are, however, hoping to get examples from all the major genres in amongst them:

Pop, Rock, Metal, Hip-hop/Rap, Folk, etc.

Hopefully, a bit of Jazz, Blues or Reggae – you know?  Music everyone can identify with to a certain extent.

That’s about it, really, so all I am left to say is that if you are interested, you can get in touch via the contact form below. If you need to send tracks to us via email instead of pointing us to a host site like soundcloud, we will contact you as soon as possible in order to get them.

 

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Either way, we’ll let you know, and there will be a guaranteed discount for everyone who applies, to be redeemed during future purchases from Dark Teddy Productions LLP.

You really haven’t got anything to lose.  We promise not to use your material for any unsavory purposes, and we won’t come to your house and eat you, either… you know, just in case you were worried that we were considering it…

Besides, dark teddies only eat chocolate pudding.

Lots of love –

Devin and Tom. x

Forum Now Open!

Good news fellow human creatures!
The Dark Teddy Forum is now up and running, and ready to accept members.

We encourage you guys to join up, as it makes a great place to offer help and advice to other home-recording musicians.

Also, there is a bit of a competition going on right now.

If you head over to the “Recording Tips & Questions” sub-forum, you will find a sticky post called “Free E-Book”,  In that thread, we invite you to give us any and all suggestions you can think of for things you would like us to put in our home recording guide.

You might as well, you know – we’re writing it for you guys to get the best recordings made at home that you can!

There will be considerable discounts available for the best suggestions – be they content, structure or general clever advice!

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Go to the Dark Teddy Forums.

The Journey from Mess to Master.

We thought you might want to know about what happens between the moment you send us your recordings and the moment you get your finished mixdown.
At first, we considered explaining it, but then we thought: sod that – we’ll put together a playlist of the same mix at different stages in production, to show you exactly how each product would sound if you decided to buy it.
So, without further ado, I hereby present you with the playlist:

 

 

 

As you can see, we've taken one of our old favourites, Buried Alive by Hunters Grace, and yesterday afternoon, we made four different tracks out of it.

We chose Buried Alive because it’s a good way to show off.  As any audio engineer will tell you, heavy metal of any kind is your natural enemy when mixing.  There’s just so much stuff going on at any one time, that it’s really easy to end up with a sludgy mess that sounds worse than when it started.

First of all, we took all the stems and simply dropped them into our sequencer.  Go ahead and take a listen to the one called “Buried Alive – Before Mixing – we’ll wait…

Heard it?  Sounds pretty naff, doesn’t it?

Not to worry.  The second track on the playlist is an example of of one of our products called the “Demo Mix”.  This is essentially, a nice, transparent mix done with no extraneous special effects – really useful for handing out at shows or sending out to labels.

Third on our list is our standard mix, here called the “advanced mix”.  For the purposes of this example we have raised the volume to make it into a reference mix, so it doesn’t sound too quiet by comparison to the other tracks.  This track is mixed with all the bells and whistles, like exciters, saturation, emulation and so forth.  This is how a track should sound before it gets mastered.

Last of all, is the “Mix & Master”.  This represents all the work that goes into making a song ready to publish.  Notice how it not only sounds louder, but fuller?  It is, in fact no louder at its highest amplitude than any of the other tracks in the list.  It is simply very carefully compressed and limited, with plenty of subtle tweaks and sweeps up and down the equaliser to give it all the power and punch it needs to sound perfect.

Guitarists Wanted in South Wales!

We have a quick message from the magnificent Hunters Grace.  They’re in a bit of a pickle, and they need YOU!  So, without further ado, I hand you to them.

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Hey! Hunters Grace here…

We are currently on the look out for a new lead guitarist as our current lead guitarist has made the decision to leave the band in pursuit of other ventures.

We have been gigging with our own material since February 2014 and have become well established in our local area. We gig most weekends and have played as far as Aberystwyth & Wrexham. We have around 10 of our own songs plus we add covers into our set to make them a little more interesting.
At the moment our focus is on writing our first album, as we have recently been offered a record deal/world wide distribution deal upon its completion. This deal including touring and festival opportunities. In the short time we have been gigging we have also been featured in Terrorizer magazine and Kerrang! We are due an E.P review in Metal Hammer very soon also…

You can find our stuff here:

https://soundcloud.com/hunters_grace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmNIdPh95xo&list=UUs5BaLI4Eg-2Sp2zAIVwpAA

https://www.facebook.com/HuntersGraceOfficial

If you are interested please ensure you meet these requirements before contacting us:

1.) Obviously you have to be a competent guitarist with your own gear.

2.) Having your own transport is pretty much essential seeing as we tend to gig all over the place.

3.) If you could contribute to the writing process in a way that compliments our style that would be fantastic! Although this isn’t a complete necessity as we are able to write the music between the three current members… but again, it would be awesome to have some fresh ideas

4.) No timewasters please Don’t contact us if you are not able to commit 100%!

We may also be interested in a second guitarist… so if you are more of a rhythm player then please drop us a message

– Hunters Grace –

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You can respond to their request here!

Also, you can hear Dark Teddy’s mix of Buried Alive here.

 

Googley Trivia

Fun fact of the day:

If you type “Dark Teddy Productions” into a Google search window, not a single item on the first page is anything but Dark Teddy stuff!

Seriously, try it out!

Promoting Books

Someone known to Dark Teddy Productions has written and released a new book!

It is the first in a trilogy, set in a dystopian incarnation of Edinburgh, and it is awesome.

Check out the Facebook page here, and the website here!

 

You can find the book on Amazon Kindle here for £2.05.

The Dark Places Trilogy, Book 1 – Burnout, by S. G. Mark

The Art of Asking

Listen up everyone!

Amanda Palmer has it right.  No further description needed.

Promoting Friends

One of our favourite clients is embarking on her own adventures into the world of mercantile success!

You may recall the powerful and captivating voice of Jasmine Griffiths, frontwoman of the all-powerful Hunters Grace.

Well, she’s opened up her own Etsy Store, where you can find the best quality, most creatively designed hair extensions for brilliant prices.  Not only that, but she will repair your old extensions too!

Check out the link below, and get your hairy on.

Syrenia Hair Extensions

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SyreniaXtensions?ref=l2-shopheader-name

Website Update.

Further news on the website.

We have found an aesthetic, and we be rollin’ with it.